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As a security guard, handling unauthorized individuals on a construction site is one of the more common and delicate situations you'll face on the job. Construction sites can offer unauthorized temporary shelter that attracts unhoused individuals seeking a safe place to sleep. While your primary responsibility is to protect the site and ensure safety, these encounters require a careful balance of firmness and compassion. A poorly handled situation can escalate quickly, creating risk for both you and the individual involved. Following proper protocol protects you, the individual, and your client.

Step 1: Observe Before You Act

Before making contact, take around 30 seconds to assess:

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• Is the person breathing and showing signs of life?
• Do you see any weapons, drug paraphernalia, or alcohol?
• Are there any other individuals nearby?
• What are the exit routes?

If the person appears unresponsive, injured, or in medical distress, call 911 immediately. Your job is security, not emergency medicine.

Step 2: Notify Your Dispatcher

Before approaching, radio your dispatcher or supervisor to report the situation and your location. This creates a record and ensures someone knows where you are. Follow your company's specific SOPs, some require law enforcement to be called before any direct contact.

Step 3: Approach Safely

• Never approach alone if backup is available.
• Approach from the side or foot end, never from directly behind.
• Maintain a reactionary gap, stay 6–8 feet away until the person is awake and oriented.
• Keep your body at an angle, not squared up, to reduce confrontational body language.
• Have your flashlight visible but not shining directly in their face.

Step 4: Make Verbal Contact

Wake the individual with a calm, clear voice:

"Security. Sir, I need you to wake up. This is a construction site and you cannot be here."

Repeat if needed. Give them a moment to become oriented; a startled, disoriented person is more likely to react unpredictably.

Step 5: Issue a Trespass Warning

Once the individual is awake and responsive:

• Identify yourself as security.
• Clearly state they are on private property and are not authorized to be there.
• Inform them they must leave immediately.
• Point them toward the nearest safe exit.
• Remain calm and professional regardless of their reaction.

Do not make physical contact unless your jurisdiction, your license level, and your company policy explicitly authorize it  and only as a last resort if the person becomes threatening.

Step 6: Escort to the Exit

If the individual is cooperative, calmly escort them to the site exit. Maintain a safe distance behind or beside them. Do not rush them, but keep the interaction moving forward.

Step 7: Call Law Enforcement If Needed

Call police if the individual:

• Refuses to leave
• Becomes verbally or physically aggressive
• Appears to be under the influence and unable to care for themselves
• Is in possession of stolen property or tools from the site

Your role is to contain and report, not to physically force removal in most circumstances.

Step 8: Document Everything

Complete a detailed incident report immediately after, including:

• Time and location of discovery
• Description of the individual
• Condition they were found in
• Actions taken and their responses
• Whether law enforcement was called and any report numbers

A Note on Professionalism

Unhoused individuals are often in vulnerable circumstances. Firm, professional, and respectful treatment is not just good ethics, it reduces the risk of escalation and reflects well on you and your employer. Your job is to secure the site, not to punish anyone for their situation.

Nobody expected Jack Sparrow to last a week patrolling the City District. Then again, nobody expected him to set up a blackjack table outside a Boutique Store either. He had no business being there; no credentials, no references, no discernible respect for authority and yet somehow, on a warm Saturday afternoon, there he was with a freshly shuffled deck of cards, standing on some of the most expensive real estate like he owned every cobblestone of it.

The City Business Improvement District hired him on a whim or so the story goes. Jack showed up to the interview wearing his signature tricorn hat, swaying slightly on the cobblestone outside the management office on Clayton Street, and somehow talked his way into a position that called for professionalism and punctuality. He had none of these things. He got the job anyway.

His first act on duty was to wheel a blackjack table onto the outdoor plaza near Second Avenue.

The boutique owners were furious, briefly. Then something strange happened. The well-heeled shoppers of the city district stopped rushing between Tiffany & Co. and Whole Foods and actually lingered. A couple who had been eyeing a designer handbag they had no intention of buying found themselves sitting across from Jack, losing pleasantly at cards, and forgetting entirely about the bag. By the time they stood up, they had bought it anyway, in a moment of inexplicable good cheer.

Word spread along the strip. Jack's table became the city's most peculiar fixture; part entertainment, part security measure. He had a sharp eye for people who didn't quite fit, a talent for knowing when someone was nervous, and an uncanny ability to insert himself into any situation before it escalated. On one occasion he diffused a heated parking dispute on Fillmore Street simply by challenging both drivers to a hand of blackjack on the hood of a nearby car. Both men left laughing.

His patrol routes baffled the business owners. He seemed to wander aimlessly from the City Shopping Center down to the open-air boutiques, stopping for long conversations, lingering over an espresso at one of the sidewalk cafes on Detroit Street. But somehow nothing ever went wrong on his watch. Shoplifting dropped. Complaints dropped. Foot traffic, inexplicably, went up.

His incident reports were borderline unreadable. Management stopped asking for them.

He is not, by any traditional standard, the kind of security guard the city was looking for. But the neighborhood has a way of looking a little more alive when he's on patrol, and the Saturday afternoon crowd has developed a habit of swinging by the plaza just to see if the blackjack table is out.

In one of City's most polished shopping districts, the most memorable thing turns out to be a pirate security guard with a deck of cards.

People ask me what spring feels like as a security guard. I'll tell you exactly what it feels like: it feels like everyone who spent three months hibernating indoors has suddenly rediscovered getting out of the house all at once, at full volume, and somehow made it my problem.

The radios come out. The frisbees appear from nowhere. Someone always tries to sneak a cooler past the gate on the first warm Saturday of the year like I didn't see them do the exact same thing last April. I see you, Gary.

But I'll be honest. There's something about the shift from winter to spring that even a woman in a high-visibility uniform can appreciate. The days get longer, which means my evening rounds end with actual sunlight instead of me squinting into the dark wondering what that noise was. People smile more. They wave. A kid handed me a dandelion last week like it was a formal peace offering. I accepted it with full dignity.

Spring also means the crowds come back; festivals, outdoor events, opening days of every park, venue, and attraction that spent the winter collecting dust. My boots get more mileage in April than they do all of January and February combined. My thermos switches from hot coffee to iced coffee. A woman must adapt.

So here's to the new season. To longer days, warmer evenings, and the eternal optimism of a crowd that genuinely believes this time they'll talk their way past the rope.

They won't. But I admire the spirit.

Nobody ever asked me if I laughed on the job. Security guards aren't supposed to. You stand straight, you watch the doors, you keep the talent separated from the public. That was the rule, anyway. Then they assigned me to Clown Alley, and everything I knew about keeping a straight face went straight out the window.

I worked the backstage corridor at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey for eleven years, and for seven of those I pulled shifts outside the clown dressing area, what the circus world called Clown Alley. From the outside, it looked like any other backstage hallway. A door, some folding chairs, the smell of greasepaint that never quite left the air. From the inside, I was told, it was a city within a city, thirty or forty performers in various stages of transformation, half-in and half-out of their characters, arguing, rehearsing, playing cards in size-nineteen shoes.

My job was to keep unauthorized people out. Their job, apparently, was to make that as difficult as possible.

The gags started small. A whoopee cushion on my chair. A rubber spider in my coffee cup, I will admit, got me good. Then one morning I arrived for my shift to find my entire station wrapped in newspaper. Chair, radio, clipboard, all of it. Neat as a Christmas present. I never found out who did it. I had my suspicions about eight different people, and they all smiled at me with the exact same innocence.

That was the thing about the clowns that nobody outside the circus ever quite understood. The comedy didn't stop when the greasepaint came off. These were men and women who had spent years studying the craft of making people laugh. They didn't switch it off. They couldn't, really. Or maybe they just didn't want to.

National Let's Laugh Day has always struck me as a little bittersweet, a holiday that asks us to celebrate something we've quietly let go of. Ringling Bros. played its last show in 2017. Clown Alley, that strange and sacred backstage republic, closed with it. The new version of the circus that came back in 2024 has no clowns or animals at all. I don't say that as a criticism. Times change, and tastes change with them.

But I keep a photograph on my desk. It's blurry and it shows about six performers crowded into the hallway, all of them in various states of costume, all of them mid-laugh. I'm in the middle of the shot, standing straight, doing my job. Except if you look closely, you can see it: the laughter in my smile.

"We're all mad here" and in March, we wouldn't have it any other way. Every spring, the wonderland of Women's March Madness descends upon arenas across the country, bringing with it a whirlwind of buzzer-beaters, high emotions, cinderella stories, and crowds as chaotic and colorful as a tea party gone gloriously sideways. But just as the Mad Hatter presides over her impossible table with surprising order beneath the madness, event security quietly keeps the whole fantastical affair from tumbling off the rails.

A Very Important Date: And a Very Important Gate

"No room! No room!" cried the Mad Hatter, but at March Madness, there's always room, provided you have the right credentials. Security teams are the Rabbits of the operation, obsessively punctual and perpetually vigilant, checking tickets, verifying badges, and managing the flow of thousands of wonderstruck fans through the doors. Without them, the tea party becomes a stampede.

Off With the Threats: Protecting Players and Staff

The Queen of Hearts demanded heads. Event security demands something far more reasonable: that athletes, coaches, and staff can move through the venue freely and safely. Secure tunnels, locked locker rooms, and patrolled court perimeters form an invisible moat around the players, ensuring the only battles fought are on the hardwood, not in the hallways.

Curious and Curiouser: Managing the Crowd

March Madness crowds are a curious thing. One moment they are hushed and breathless; the next, a roaring, leaping, foam-finger-waving wonderland. Skilled security personnel are the Cheshire Cats of the arena, appearing exactly where they're needed, diffusing tension with a knowing smile, and disappearing back into the crowd before anyone notices the crisis that almost was.

Mad Doesn't Mean Mayhem

Here's the trick the Hatter always knew: being mad is not the same as being dangerous. The best events feel like beautiful chaos; unpredictable upsets, wild celebrations, underdog triumphs. While underneath, a well-trained security team holds the seams together. Bag checks, active patrols, and de-escalation protocols are the hidden clockwork inside the oversized hat.

The Grandest Tea Party in Sports

Women's March Madness has grown into one of the grandest spectacles in all of sports. Record attendance. Record ratings. A generation of fans falling in love with the game for the very first time. That kind of magic deserves protection and professional event security provides exactly that, ensuring every guest leaves saying not "off with their heads," but "what a wonderful, mad time that was."

Security guarding is a profession built on vigilance, composure, and consistency. While training and experience form the backbone of the job, many guards quietly rely on personal lucky charms as part of their daily routine and there's nothing wrong with that. Here's how to make the most of them.

Choose Something Meaningful: The most effective lucky charm is one with genuine personal significance. A coin passed down from a parent, a religious medallion, or a stone from a meaningful place carries more psychological weight than something bought on impulse. The stronger the personal connection, the more grounding the charm will be when things get stressful.

Keep It Within Uniform Regulations: Most security positions have strict dress codes. Choose a charm that integrates seamlessly; a small item in your trouser pocket, a thin bracelet under a sleeve, or a pendant worn beneath your shirt. The goal is to have it on your person without drawing attention or violating professional standards.

Build It Into Your Pre-Shift Preparation: Top-performing guards treat the start of every shift like an athlete treats a game. Incorporate your charm into that preparation. Hold it briefly, take a breath, and mentally commit to a focused, professional shift. Over time this becomes a reliable trigger for the right headspace.

Lean On It During High-Pressure Moments: When a situation begins to escalate, a discreet touch of your charm can work as a quick reset. It interrupts the spike of adrenaline, slows your thinking just enough, and reminds you to respond rather than react. That split second of calm can make a significant difference in how an incident unfolds.

Don't Rely On It Alone: A lucky charm is a supplement, not a substitute. No talisman replaces proper training, situational awareness, or clear communication with your team. Think of it as a confidence tool that supports your skills rather than one that replaces them.

Used wisely, a lucky charm becomes less about superstition and more about routine, confidence, and mental readiness, three things every good security guard needs on every single shift.

Stay alert, stay grounded, and keep your lucky charm close.

In billiards, "cue ball control" refers to a player's ability to dictate where the white ball ends up after every shot. For a security guard, the concept translates perfectly: it's not about whether you can spot trouble, it's about where you position yourself, how you read what's happening, and whether you control the situation before it controls you. A beginner reacts. A shark anticipates.

The Beginner

Watches the pockets: Focused on the ball going in, misses what the cue ball does next.

Stands at the table: Plants themselves in one spot and waits for problems to arrive.

Reacts to arguments: Arrives after voices are raised, already on the back foot.

Checks the ball when asked: Only inspects the cue ball if a player complains about it.

The Shark

Watches the cue ball: Always tracking where the white ball lands, that's where the next move happens.

Moves with the game: Positions themselves to see disputes before they happen, always one step ahead.

Reads body language early: Spots tension at the table before a word is spoken, intervenes calmly.

Checks the ball routinely: Inspects at every table turnover; marks, weight, and size without being asked.

Position play: where you stand changes everything

In pool, every shot is really two shots: the one you're taking, and the one you're setting up. A beginner plays one shot at a time. A shark is always thinking about where the cue ball needs to be next. The same logic applies on the floor. A novice security guard responds to the table in front of them. A seasoned one is already standing at the right angle to see the next dispute coming; back to the wall, sightlines clear, close enough to intervene but far enough not to crowd the players.

Spin: applying the right amount of force

Beginners hit the cue ball center-mass every time; straightforward, predictable, easily read. Sharks apply English; a little top spin here, a touch of side there, adjusting their approach depending on the shot needed. For a security guard, this translates to calibrating your response to the situation. A friendly reminder about house rules is top spin, gentle, keeps things moving forward. Asking a player to leave is a firm stop shot. Knowing which to apply, and when, is the mark of a professional.

The scratch: knowing when you've lost control

Even the best players scratch occasionally, the cue ball drops in a pocket and control is handed to the other side. For a security guard, a scratch is when a situation escalates despite your best efforts. It happens. What separates a shark from a beginner isn't avoiding every scratch; it's recovering quickly, resetting position, and not letting one bad moment define the rest of the game. Know when to call for backup, reset the table, and take back control.

Developing your eye

You don't become a shark overnight in pool, and you don't become one on the floor overnight either. The skill is built through repetition; learning which players are high-risk, which tables attract hustlers, what a marked cue ball looks like, and how a tense game sounds different from a loud-but-friendly one. Spend time watching. Ask veteran staff what they look for. Study the game you're protecting, not just the room you're standing in.